Stuff like this is when Lainey is at her best and most insightful:
JailBait is just days away from no longer being JailBait. Miley Cyrus turns 18 on Tuesday. And she’s single now, having split again from Liam Hemsworth. Liam was spotted the other night leaving Las Palmas in Hollywood with a blonde who kept looking away from the camera like she really wanted to look into the camera. I’ve always said: that boy has needs, and he won’t wait around to fulfill them.
Here’s the thing about girls like Miley, raised the way they are: they will talk hard about being confident and secure but they never are. And it’s never worse, at that age, than seeing the fresh ex with someone else. Jealousy spawns drama. Often. Especially in child stars. How will Miley deal?
Well today she dealt with it by heading to vocal lessons.
Vocal lessons?
Like, voice modification?
Please. Let there be voice modification.
Because, you know, her voice, it’s insufferable. It’s a biological weapon.
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